Once upon a dark and prosperous time in the late 90’s early 2000’s, when the forces of Goth and EBM ruled over the dance floors in Underground SA. There existed a dictatorship called Communion.
Now, the senate of Communion were not bad people,(we weren’t great either) their leader just had a superiority complex. (Meh, what elder doesn’t right?) It was after many years in 2000 that a part of the senate decided to form a coop against the narcissistic leader and take over the dictatorship creating a Democracy called SiN13.
SiN13 moved onto another land and after a couple of years the former dictator rebuilt Communion at the original site with a whole new senate! This new senate was made up of nice sweet boys who had no idea what the evil dictator was capable of.
Both lands were thriving!!! People from both lands visited each other and danced together, forming friendships and sharing spirits from the bar maids and bar men! People were visiting both lands on the same night. It was great!!! (it was walking distance. I mean like 4 blocks away close so this made it easy) However, this did not please the dictator!!! The Evil Queen of the opposing land was no picnic either. (I’ve heard she eats small children!) Spies were sent from each land to spy on the other. Both lands discovered turn coats. Wire taps were discovered at both lands. It was a full on GothGate. (The Horror! The wasted hair spray!!! That. One. Broken. Nail!!)
The dictator had enough and began to call the kingdom police because the dictator believed there could be only one ruler of the land!!! The kingdom police began to harass the evil Queen and her senate. (Whom were once caught selling lays potato chips without a license!😳) I still hear sad tales from the night the kingdom guard made over 700 people leave the now legendary bards Wolfsheims performance at SiN13. Luckily the lands senate snuck everyone back in from the back door because they were NOT over capacity. I mean maybe they were a little but it was all in the name of music!!!
Super long history short (and out of sequence I’m sure) Communion was moved and continued under another name in the big city where Industry and common people were thriving (😜). The Evil Queen had a major mental breakdown and painted their land in Neon colors and named it Atomix which she ultimately sold to a Vampire. (No. Shit. A Vampire.)🧛🏻♂️ Hi James!!!
As the years went by the Evil Queen and Communions old(new) senate began to communicate and became good friends. Both of the lands people were able to finally see that the dictator was behind all of the hate between the lands. Peace was made. Both of the lands people went on to form new production companies and host new festivals and dances of fancy. There was and is harmony and kinships abound between the two lands.
How. Fucking. Boring.
Let’s start some shit!!!
Why do politicians get to have all the fun?!?!?! In the spirit of Trumps Cold War with our allies and his alliance with our worst enemy(yes, Russia) We decided...us too man!!! Us too!!!
We now bring you…
It’s an all in one baby!!!
Goth. Industrial. Deathrock. EBM
And whatever the hell else we wanna play because...We don’t need no fucking dictator!!! (We couldn’t afford Putin, have you seen him riding that tiger shirtless??)
Please join us in dance for a night that will prove to be history in the making. Worlds are colliding in the most dark fully frightful way!!! Avoid the nukes with us!!! We like Kim!!! He has an old rivet head haircut. (Meh)
Saturday June 23rd 2018
Come out and dance to the best in Industrial + EBM + Goth + Dark Dance
21+ $5 cover
First person to cry about the $5 cover pays $10!!!
*But seriously folks. When we were younger we all paid cover. It keeps bars open. It allows for DJ’s to be happy and well paid. It encourages the staff to promote and be involved. It makes the bar more money because they don’t have to give us a percentage. It creates an environment where the dance night can stand alone and throw theme parties for you etc. Plus the parking fucking rocks at Guillotine. Beheadings are optional of course.
**This will also be the premier and unveiling of SA’s newest DJ Lucien!!!!!**
(I’ve heard she’s related to the Evil Queen, yikes!)